How To Suck Your Own Dick? | Safety Tips & Positions
Like many, blowing yourself is a fantasy that has captured the attention of many in the netherworld of online forums. While some claim it’s possible, the reality comes with hefty physical risks. Because it is a delicate case of a mix of curiosity and biology, this guided approach busts myths while offering practical how-tos, safety measures that are tip-free, and moral factors without a judge anywhere to be seen.
Is It Possible For Everyone? Short Answer: Almost Definitely Not
Being able to autofellatio is dependent on
- Extreme spinal flexibility: Requires impossible levels of backward spine bending.
- Overall Figure: body ratio vs penis size.
- Muscle/Joint stamina: sustaining tense postures for too long is likely to hurt.
Research indicates less than one percent of men are able to comfortably perform self-sucking. Most finding themselves attempting self-sucking will likely face muscle strain, sprained neck, or nerve damage. Let’s look at ways to safely play around biology—or if nature isn’t on your side, alternatives to fulfill your fantasies safely.
Preparation: Stretching & Safety First
1. Warm Up Your Body
Yoga for Flexibility: Do Cobra (which opens the spine), and don’t forget Happy Baby, which helps relax the hips, but avoid pushing your back into extreme arches.
- Hydrate: Provokes muscle cramps.
- Trim Nails: Risk incriminates as sharp edges increases injuries.
2. Set Up a Safe Environment
- Use a Soft Surface: Mat or padded floor used in Yoga absorbs shocks and can prevent joint stress.
- Keep Tools Available for Safety: Supportive pillows for the neck/back, as well as some devices like cell phone in case of emergency.
Positions to Try (If Your Body Allows )
1. The Seated Lotus
- How: Cross your legs and sit. Slowly lean back, guiding your hips upward while arcing your spine.
- Caution: Place a pillow under your lower back. If you sense tingling or numbness, stop.
2. The Plow Pose (Advanced)
- How: Position yourself on your back while lifting your legs overhead before lowering them behind your head(a yoga plow pose) Lifted legs can be extremely planked into pose.
- Caution: Must know yoga before attempting. Need a spotter.
3. Edge-of-bed Method
- How: While your back is lying flat on top of the bed, allow the upper chest and head to hang freely from the side. You will have to arch upwards in-order to reach your groin.
- Caution: Use bed wedges to brace the bed against walls to avoid shifting and slipping.
- Avoid Overarching: Leading with your chin and forcing your spine back can lead to compressed nerves or herniated discs.
- Hygiene Matters: Bacteria can be transferred by saliva, wash your penis properly before and after.
- Don’t Partake If You Have: Back problems, heart problems, or hypertension.
- Why Most Experts Advise Against It: Overuse can result in chronic pain or irregularities with a person’s spine as well as loose or locked discs.
Focus on Finding: Partnered oral interactions or the use of penetrative toys provide comparable pleasurable contact without the odds of getting hurt.
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Mirror Play (watching yourself while you engage in masturbation).
- Flexibility Training: Develop meridian mobility with yoga, not just for autodidactic fellatio.
- Prostate stimulation: Anal play fused with penile stimulation provides mind-blowing orgasms.
Final Thoughts: придумывайте автофелляции. the physical risks often overshadow fleeting curiosity fantasies. Prioritize health by adopting a cautious approach. Your best bet, no more pretending.
Essential Reminder: Don’t deprive bodily needs e.g.* “punishment” while engaging in thrilling action.